[html]  If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but  sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you  hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could  deal with that, too. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows  you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If  your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal  with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake  up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and  excess body fat. ÂÂ
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